Knock knock— who doesn’t love to laugh?
After the year we’ve been having, I think it’s safe to say we can ALL use a little laughter, right?
Well, here at Dot Com Product, we’re always on the look-out for the funniest, Christmas ornaments that will have the entire family howling with laughter!
We start our search early every year because the BEST and most clever ornaments always sell out waaaaaaaaay before the holidays hit.
So if you’re here now, and you love discovering rare, “Christmas gems” that are difficult to find anywhere else, then keep reading—
After countless hours of research and scouring the Internet for the best Christmas ornament designs…
It’s called Safety-Santas™️ and it’s the cutest Christmas ornament of 2020… and can warm even the “Grinchiest” of hearts!
The Safety-Santas™️ ornament is completely customizable.
So you can write each family member’s name without it smearing or looking “cheap.”
(How to write names: First, use a pencil to sketch names on the blank Santa hat. Then use a permanent marker, and let dry!)
The Safety-Santas™️ ornament is shipped directly from Boise, Idaho. NOT SHIPPED FROM CHINA.
The Safety-Santas™️ ornament is durable and practically impossible to break.
It’s made with a sturdy PVC (the same indestructible polyvinyl that can withstand YEARS of weather without a scratch).
The Safety-Santas™️ ornament is available in select store locations around the United States. However, many readers are finding it easier to order online at the official store here.
Our facility in Boise, Idaho is ready to ship out today, and orders typically arrive between 5 and 7 business days.
All readers that come directly from the page you’re on right now can secure an additional 50% discount on their order of the #1 voted Christmas ornament! »
Please note: this one-time 50% discount is only available through this page.
If you leave this page before securing your order, then you may risk losing this generous discount and pay full price later.
Attention: Due to the global pandemic, the upcoming election, and the holidays
— shipping will become extremely difficult in the coming weeks.
This means if you don’t place your order of Safety-Santas™️ today, then you could risk not getting your order in time.
And we would HATE IT if your order didn’t arrive until AFTER Christmas 2020.
This Christmas will be one for the record books.
That’s why smart shoppers, such as yourself, are ordering their Safety-Santas™️ for the entire family today and with FREE shipping!
That way they can ensure that they have their Safety-Santas™️ Christmas ornament before it’s too late.
100% SATISFACTION GUARANTEE
If you are not 100% satisfied with your purchase… or if your item arrives damaged… then we will REFUND your money, every single penny… with zero hard feelings.
We already know you won’t want to return your purchase.
Once you receive your Safety-Santa™️ ornaments (w/ speedy shipping) and take them out of their box, we know you’ll fall in LOVE with them.
But if you do not find our Safety-Santas™️ ornaments to be top quality, or you are unsatisfied with our service…
Then we will return your investment without questions or hassle.
Simply call our TOLL-FREE number here: 855-210-3940 between Monday – Saturday 9 AM to 5 PM CST and we will return your money with no questions asked.
Take a look at the SCAM purchase below from Amazon:
Note: Safety-Santas™️ from Dot Com Products, INC is the only company located in the USA that ships every day from its facility in Boise, Idaho.
We know there are people on the Internet that take advantage of others…
We want to make sure your order is 100% safe, and secure, and you feel comfortable during each step of the checkout process.
That’s why when you click here now and go to the next page, you’ll notice it’s a 256-bit encryption secure checkout process on a secure checkout web address.
That means we don’t keep your credit card information.
We keep your name and information completely private.
And we do not sell your information to 3rd parties.
We are an American company based in Boise, Idaho, and have a love of making high-quality holiday gifts that we know you’ll love!